Midterm season is upon us! As my peers and I wallow in self doubt and loathing for our teachers, let us gather around and try to think of the good in life.
Did I mention I failed my first midterm test?
Yep, I, lover of all things psycho, failed my psychology midterm.
Yet I managed to pass my philosophy test. You know, the class that walks hand in hand with each other as all fated minds to.
How the FREAK did I manage to fail one yet pass the other when they had virtually the same questions.
I am just baffled by the fact that I royally screwed up on one but managed to conjure up an A with the other. A solid 97% people….97%…
Someone explain this!
Ok ok but this post talks about how to pass. Not how to fail so epically that one questions the very reason they breathe.
I would like to point out that I am still passing psychology but only with a B. It was lower after the test but I forgot how low it got and just brought it up to a B. I think it was a low C for a few days.
So how did I manage to pass you didn’t ask??
Well the honest answer is…I have no clue. The B.S answer, and this is the one I am sticking to if family and friends ask, is that I studied my ass off everyday. I asked questioned when need and didn’t use the sources found on Wikipedia pages *chokes on obvious lies* .
Now that spring break is upon us, or ending for some of you, let us go back to our roots of total disinterest in our futures because our caretakers pretty much did everything for. Go out in the world and adult the hardest you have ever adulted before but never lose focus on the fact we all suck before we die. So try your hardest to do all the things.
A/N this is a Petty Poet Verse Advise. Please ignore the rantings of this obvious lunatic and remember that you are valued and loved. Your grades do not define who you truly are as a person. Be proud of who you are and all that you accomplish. Sure you may not always get the grade you want but you still matter. You are still important and no matter what you will make it through this.
From the words of a petty person to the next. You are worth it.